Costco North Lakes has finally opened its doors, and bemused Brisbanites have wasted no time taking happy snaps of all the over-sized oddities inside. Here are 10 of our favourites.

1. This giant teddy bear, which frankly just can’t deal with any more of your photo ops…

2. This 10kg block of Cadbury Chocolate that will set you back $180 and never, ever fit in your fridge…

3. This ‘Take and Bake’ pizza that won’t fit in most Australian ovens…

4. These peanuts, which are labelled ‘Super Extra-Large’ — the most redundant label you can give something at Costco…

5. This jewellery, as well as a $490,000 diamond ring that nobody in their right mind would admit to buying at Costco…

6. These 48 long rolls of toilet paper for $24, just in case your bathroom is the TARDIS…

7. These giant tins of milk-based infant formula, which might last longer than your child’s infancy…

8. “Yeah, I’ll grab a kilo of bacon, 13 kilos of laundry powder, 24 bottles of Dr Pepper, and the complete works of George RR Martin, thanks…”

9. This set of ladies golf clubs, which finally ends Coles and Woolworths’ duopoly on ladies golf clubs…

10. And this $1,350 ‘playhouse’, which might be bigger than the house you grew up in…

Have you been to Costco North Lakes yet? Did you grab a bargain? Are you reading this from within the playhouse? Let us know below!

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